Ninjas vs. Zombies (2008)

Plotzle Expert · E89 · May 29, 2026 · Horror / Action

Six plot descriptions for Ninjas vs. Zombies (2008). One is the real plot. Five are convincing fakes. Read them and guess which is real.

1. A mercenary clan in feudal Japan contracts a flesh-eating plague during a siege and their emperor orders the infected warriors sealed inside the city walls to rot.
2. Seven friends in their late twenties and early thirties must battle a resurrected loved one who devours souls, while three of them gain ninja powers to defend their town against the undead invasion.
3. Two estranged brothers inherit their father's dojo in rural Vermont and accidentally unleash a curse from his hidden collection of Edo-period weapons that reanimates the recently deceased townspeople.
4. A disgraced surgeon performs illegal experiments on vagrant corpses in Kyoto basements while his apprentice secretly trains in combat techniques to eliminate the reanimated failures that escape confinement.
5. Four college roommates return to their Delaware beach house reunion but discover the property developer who sold it to them has released a bioweapon into the neighborhood's water supply.
6. An undercover detective infiltrates a martial arts cult in Portland while her partner becomes infected with a virus that transforms its host into a cannibalistic predator within forty-eight hours.